A hottt mess[th]

That's exactly what I am.

I have been on more emotional rollercoasters than I care to remember.

I spend my days embracing euphoria, till some fool trips and falls [pin in hand], and bursts my bubble. To express this sudden eruption would take more blogs than I care to create. I don't understand people who come on rubbing others up the wrong tree! Really, it just makes me wonder what else their low self-esteems would drive them to do. People that know me, might say Im a hypocrite, but I beg to differ,all that rolls off my tongue is purely out of jest. My giggling self doesn't have it in her to smile through others pain. I sense people spend so much time minding their P's and Q's that they forget to F-ng relax! I would love to whisper in all humorless people's ears, just how silly they look walking around with carrots in their anuses. Yeah I said it and already apologised to my mum a few posts before, so Im home free!

So all Im saying for all the collagen-happy kids, is that it costs you more muscles frowning, than it does you smiling. So try it, all you gotta gain's that money hard-earned.

Smile kids if only to prevent you sucking on that lemon in your mouth.

STOOOOOOP THE TRAFFIC!

I OFFICIALLY HAVE my verrrrrry 1st follower,the fact that it's my cousin,doesn't stop me from envisioning the day i have a million followers![Dr.Evil laugh]

Gotta love family,thx Kish you've made my day.

XOXO

Le Raucous!

                             

From as far as I can remember I've been dictated to , on how to act as a girl ie. a lady is seen not heard and for a little ADD-diagnosed girl , I was the biggest contrast , hence my blog's name , because to be loud , carefree and blunt , almost bordering on rudeness , are all male traits right ?

Oh but of course , if you are to follow all the womanly traits passed down in each generation in almost every normal family, unless you're were raised by hippies , then it case you are pretty screwed , as everything for you's been happy-go-lucky.Which if I think about it more , means you celebrate uniqueness which is something we all subconsciously strive for. Be it in your career, family and almost always with your peers ,you wish to be known for that special something, which only you are good at.

Now why is it that my uniqueness seems to bother most people , and it's now becoming a burden?

Is my wit,personality and all-round energy so strong or similar to that of a 'man's' to the point that Im mistaken for a lesbian?

Is it so foreign for a woman to be all things radical without being hanged for it?

We so often blame 'men' for chauvinism and all that goes with it and yet we ourselves are prejudicial!

I embrace my noise and energy , and will continue ,  yes I'll struggle to find a 'man' who can handle all this ,but then again who am I to settle for anything below my standards.

When searching for a partner , find yourself the best version of you out there,insecurity will therefore be omitted in yall's contract.

So if Im to settle and there's a pure tiger-catcher out there,know that you'll have your hands full...

For I will not be maimed and submissively taken away.

Viva Le Raucous!

POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!

                                           

So I decided to start a blog a while ago , inspired by my friend-colleagues whose blogs are quite unique&made me realise there's place for a ME around here too...

Before I even begin, I need to thank my mother who made sure that I got the best in life that she could afford, Im the best version of me, because of what she did.

However, there will be certain things that I'll write, which would make her bluetooth me a bitch-slap,because I'll be contradicting her teachings however,  Ma you raised me to be an individual, so before vigils are held for my excorcism, know that I value you.

Moving along,I really have no idea what to do with this blog,so I'll make it my very own brain-fart canvas,because after all beauty does lie in the eyes of the beholder & thanx to Bra Dibs[Nelson Mandela] and that nerdy Jew in America,Bill Gates,I have freedom of speech which people are at liberty to read.

I seem to think faster than I can type,so if it should happen that none of what I've posted makes sense, forgive me,I never said my dad created any languages,in fact if there a few things he could claim as his inventions it would be his offspring&boy did he make sure he had all the patency rights.

So in closing my ramblings,I'm wishing myself the best of luck&fun with this...

Who knows 1 day I might be on Noeleen [our very own Oprah] for this , and if you're planning on killing my buzz , don't bother...

So there we have it,  my very first post...